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HONEY, DOES THIS TASTE LIKE POISON TO YOU?

While sitting on death row, I'm given two choices:

1. Be horribly tortured in a way that ends with my intestines being pulled out of my anus. Or 2. Marry the tyrant fairy king. He might eat babies and bathe in their blood, but he's dark-haired, with violet eyes, and oh gods, he's pierced.

Deciding I can fix him and his entire backwards kingdom, I willingly say, "I do."

But the thing about fairies is, they're sticklers when it comes to wording. So when I realise I only got out of being tortured and not out of the entire execution, what choice do I have other than to kill him first?

But how do you kill someone who's bigger than you? More dangerous than you? More knowledgable in the art of death? The only time his guard seems down is when he's *eating*, but it's not like I can just poison *that*...

Can I?
HONEY, DOES THIS TASTE LIKE POISON TO YOU?

While sitting on death row, I'm given two choices:

1. Be horribly tortured in a way that ends with my intestines being pulled out of my anus. Or 2. Marry the tyrant fairy king. He might eat babies and bathe in their blood, but he's dark-haired, with violet eyes, and oh gods, he's pierced.

Deciding I can fix him and his entire backwards kingdom, I willingly say, "I do."

But the thing about fairies is, they're sticklers when it comes to wording. So when I realise I only got out of being tortured and not out of the entire execution, what choice do I have other than to kill him first?

But how do you kill someone who's bigger than you? More dangerous than you? More knowledgable in the art of death? The only time his guard seems down is when he's *eating*, but it's not like I can just poison *that*...

Can I?
Über den Autor
Miranda Grant is not a serial [...] an author of fantasy and paranormal romance, she just needs to know some things, like how many dead babies can fit in a bathtub (34, 52.5 if blended), what human meat tastes like (dry pork), and how to get away with murder (it's really hard to tell the difference between a drowning accident and a drowning murder, just [...] non-serial killer lady lives with her partner, who often drags her outside, claiming 'sunlight is necessary' and 'social interactions are a good thing'. Given her questionable search history, she goes along with it, thinking it'll be better to have less 'aloof serial killer vibes' should the police ever knock on her door...
Details
Erscheinungsjahr: 2025
Genre: Importe, Romane & Erzählungen
Rubrik: Belletristik
Medium: Taschenbuch
ISBN-13: 9781914464454
ISBN-10: 1914464451
Sprache: Englisch
Einband: Kartoniert / Broschiert
Autor: Grant, Miranda
Hersteller: Writing Evolution
Verantwortliche Person für die EU: Libri GmbH, Europaallee 1, D-36244 Bad Hersfeld, gpsr@libri.de
Maße: 203 x 133 x 26 mm
Von/Mit: Miranda Grant
Erscheinungsdatum: 09.02.2025
Gewicht: 0,539 kg
Artikel-ID: 134206245