Humans ... pets, meat, or [...]'s the first thing I see when I open my eyes, that damn [...]'t fancy myself being sold for any of the above reasons, so I'm relieved when my buyer is killed by an ... [...] venom and horns and a violent grin. What the actual fuck is that?! Or should I say who the actual fuck is he?Because he's definitely male. Definitely big. Definitely exuding pheromones that turn me into a much less rational human [...], I'm Eve Wakefield, twenty-five years old, professional caterer, recently abducted by aliens alongside my best friend. I'm also completely and utterly screwed. Lost on a jungle planet. Rooming in a downed spaceship with a dragon dude. Being hunted by a moth man with demon eyes and vampire teeth. Begging for help from a tentacle-tailed fox man who also happens to be ... a space cowboy?Here's the thing: I desperately want to go back to Earth. But I am not leaving this place without my bestie, Jane [...] I can't find her or get us home without the help of three males who just so happen to be ideal romantic matches for yours [...].Three very different men. Three very different lives for me to try out. Three very powerful [...] only one thing matters: finding Jane. Then ... then I'll worry about the messy complications of finding myself perma-mated to [...], it's a whole thing.