DARK AS HELL. BRUTALLY FUNNY. SWEET AS LOVE. THE CRIMINALLY INSANE STORY YOU'LL ABSOLUTELY LOVE. Cape Town's advertising guru, Jake Cameron, is on top of his game. Nothing can stop 'The Snake' becoming richer than God, divorcing his gorgeous wife Jennifer, and living the narcissist's dream in the penthouse his lawyer calls 'Jake's Fornicatorium'. But Jake's joyride hits the wall when a dusty spectre appears at his penthouse picture window, spitting ancient curses. A massive stroke shuts Jake's circuits, erases his memory, and prepares him for the SUPER SAVANT cognitive upgrade he's been selected for. Why? Jennifer Cameron's worst nightmare comes true when 'The Camputer' wakes up, claiming he's under orders from a blind-eyed angel named Fornax. Jake has to resurrect a derelict bookstore in a dying shopping centre and set the tenants free. The future of millions hangs upon him meeting his seven-day deadline from hell. To beat the odds, Jake has to contend with three scumbags who are hell-bent on killing him, and deal with the man he was, the lies he lived...and Jennifer. 'Phone your corrupt lawyer, ' Fornax rasps, and so the reluctant hero, hesitant wife, sceptical bookstore owner, and peculiar angels must trust the nefarious skills of a wildly ADHD Jewish lawyer to evade death, rebirth love and beat what's coming at them.